lelestrudel:

sallyfuckingdonovan:

lelestrudel:

sallyfuckingdonovan:

Omfg all these articles talk about holding his head down gently to display dominance and it seems so mean Oh god

Hell no. While I’m okay with dominance being shown in the bedroom, holding my head down while I’m giving a blowjob (without my permission) is the #2 way to piss me off. Like, I don’t even care, I will stop, mid-suck.

I’M TALKING ABOUT MY RABBIT

I may have misinterpreted.

bonerdict-cumberbatch:

that was too ironic

fifty-shades-of-johnlock:

nevertakesamsfashionadvice:

all packed and ready for school

are you dean winchester 

he’s obviously Sam, look at the pattern on his bag

i-need-air-and-food:

As interested as I am to see the Mortal Instruments movie, I can only imagine Robert Sheehan as Simon getting all up in Jace’s face hissing “You’d screw your own sister for a slice of cheese.”

WHAT

Cosmo Sex Tip #720

the-gloaming-beyond-the-stars:

When he gets hard, lift him up and break his back over your knee. Tell him that when Gotham is ashes, he has your permission to cum.

doodlingbreaktime:

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trust-in-music:

purplueprose:

#notice how he says he was in the gym #not working out #just #in the gym #hanging out #watching tv #snacking #and taunting Chris while he worked out

#’chris is that how they do it in asgard?’ #’lift weights like a WEENIE?’ #’hey thor 20 reps does not constitute worthiness’ #’DON’T ODINSLEEP ON ME NOW BROTHER’ #*throws potato chip